girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

the-life-quixotic:

People who think that a ship needs to be sexual in order to be valid.

italys-ovaries:

What are you trying to say tumblrbot

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somewhatbadasslol:

Fantastic Adam Hughes Catwoman Cover